This is an obvious waste of the taxpayers money! How dare they! Take a good look at this behaviour...
One million objects saved from the earth, and registered thus adding to our knowledge of history. How dare they! Any person can pick up a metal detector and do this! Even the public are invited to register their finds, without a metal detector!
I haven't failed my PHD in Archeaoaolalaolagy numerous times for any old person to go and find more stuff than me! THIS ISN'T FAIR! Take a good look at this behaviour, as I will have my revenge portable antiquities scheme, or the 'PAS' to the illiterate.
Im so frustrated, Im going to go squeeze a bollock at Donna Yates.