Since I have infact been found out to actually BE Nigel swift, and also run the Heritage Action blog, I am disgusted to find that someone has spotted me hiding in the bushes...
I was only observing the Archaeological process! Honestly! I had my trousers on and everything!
Anyway, how dare you! Do you know who I am? I can sit in any bush I like.
Especially those really warm ones outside schools.
Monday, 22 December 2014
Thursday, 18 December 2014
Especially, you Donna Yates.
And of course, a happy New year...
...Unless you're a Metal Detectorist. You can stay out in the cold, whilst I quaf Mince pies, rubbing myself with French odour that Mrs Barford will no doubt buy me again. Along with socks and pants that have a picture of metal detecting with a big cross through it. I love them.
Stay out there in the cold, like the disgusting creatures you are. There will be NO festive cheer for you sad, pathetic losers. How dare you!
Take a good look at this behavior! It's people like these who are a burden on the taxpayers pocket. Not that I pay tax. That's why I moved to Poland. Why should I pay tax!? I'm rich! Tax is for the underclass. Stay out there in the cold, in the swill like the pigs you are!
Next year...will be my year. THIS will be the year that archahahly man will serve his justice. THIS will be the year that I finally pass that archaelelogy degree! THIS will be the year that I destroy the PAS and metal detecting once and for all.
Pass me a towel, Nigel. I'm getting rather moist.